Feb 15, 2011

Nouveaublogophobia - Fear of new blog posts

Aibohphobia - Fear of palindromes
Person 1- "Dammit, I'm mad!"
Person 2- "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Alliumphobia - Fear of garlic.
Vampire, anyone?

Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions.
No comments.

Ambulophobia, Stasibasiphobia, Stasiphobia - Fear of walking or standing.
Cathisophobia, Kathisophobia, Thaasophobia - Fear of sitting.
One person, both these fears. Go imagine!

Anablephobia - Fear of looking up.
Eyes on the floor, young lad, eyes on the floor!

Androphobia, Arrhenphobia, Hominophobia - Fear of men.
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Anglophobia - Fear of England, English culture, etc.
What an arse!

Francophobia, Gallophobia, Galiophobia - Fear of France, French culture, etc.
Must be British.

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Autodysomophobia - Fear that one has a vile odour.
Keep a deo handy dude!
Autophobia, Eremophobia, Isolophobia, Monophobia - Fear of being alone or fear of oneself
Who's that?
Oh, it me...
Oh wait... Aaaaaaaaa!

Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Interesting.
Caligynephobia, Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Even more interesting.

Chirophobia - Fear of hands.
Yeh haath mujhe de do Thakur!

Chrometophobia, Chrematophobia - Fear of money.
Plutophobia - Fear of wealth.
I am a pretty helpful person. I am willing to take what these people fear. For the greater good of course.

Coprophobia, Scatophobia - Fear of feces.
Oh shit!

Counterphobia - The preference by a phobic person for fearful situations.
Sadist!
Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions.
Should I blog this, should I not? Should I? Should I not? Aaaaaaaaaaa!

Dextrophobia - Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Fine, I'll keep to the left.
Levophobia - Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Dammit!

Diplophobia - Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia - Fear of drinking.
Funny how they are co-related.

Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
This fear is courtesy of a parent.

Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news.
- Congratulations! You are cured of the fatal disease.
- Noooooooooooooooooo!

Geniophobia - Fear of chins.
Now, that's where a double chin would be a real nightmare.

Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony, homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Ummm... how are homosexuality and monotony related?

Katikomindicaphobia - Fear of the RNI (Resident Non-Indian).
Mikatikoindicaphobia - Fear of the NRIs (Non-Resident Indians).
Funny how it's all about India.

    Syngenesophobia - Fear of relatives.
    I'd say, welcome to India :)

    Novercaphobia - Fear of one's stepmother.
    Meet Cinderella...

    Symbolophobia - Fear of symbolism.
    You're telling that to an English Literature student?

    Technophobia - Fear of technology.
    Hello Apeman... Do you understand what I am saying?

    Macrophobia - Fear of long waits.
    Suicide point: government office.
      Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
      Try amnesia... Ghajini style.
      Amnesiphobia - Fear of amnesia.
      Ummm... do nothing memorable?


      Ideophobia - Fear of ideas.
      Idiot.
      Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking.
      Lazy.
      Ergophobia - Fear of work.
      Smart!


      Panophobia, Pantophobia - Fear of everything.
      Convenient!


      1 comment:

      babahall said...

      That's just evil! Aibohphobia is a palindrome! :P